Lindsay Lohan? Job? My Monocle Just Popped Off

Get ready for this. Are you sitting down? Do you have a cool compress to press against your forehead? OK, here it is. Somebody actually hired Lindsay Lohan to be in their movie. And not just any kind of ty, straight-to-ABC Family movie, either. A real one. The film, an "indie fantasy comedy" called The Other Side, also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. In fact, pretty much everything about it sounds good except for the obvious fact of Lindsay Lohan starring in it.

Story centers on a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.

Shooting is set for October at an island off the coast of Massachusetts. (Source)

So the only question left to ponder now is: How is Lindsay Lohan going to up and squander this opportunity? She's like the Wile E. Coyote of ing up movies. It doesn't matter how many pairs of dynamite-laced rollerskates she gets sent from ACME, she's still going to smash into a wall with a hole painted on it and she'll probably be full of pills and booze when it happens.

With 40-year-old sister Ali taunting the paps. Would you really want this person in your movie?

Source: Lindsay Lohan? Job? My Monocle Just Popped Off

Published 5/14/09 by

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