Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead

On last night's season finale of "Grey's Anatomy," Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight both unsurprisingly appear to have kicked the bucket from respective brain surgery and getting hit by a bus, after throwing a piss party for the past two or more seasons about how much they wanted off the show. Oh, I mean: Spoiler alert! Whatever. Like if you're that big a fan of "Grey's Anatomy" you have anything better to do on a Thursday night anyway.

Izzie's state outrages her new husband, Dr. Alex Karev (Justin Chambers), who desperately tries to help Izzie retain her memory. "I'm sorry if this is hard for you," Izzie tells him, "but you are not the one with the short-term memory of a carrot."

After their heated argument, Izzie's memory appears to have returned. She and Alex embrace. "You're back!" Alex cries. But then Izzie loses consciousness in Alex's arms.

But in a surprising twist later in the show, George is revealed to be the unrecognizably bloodied, critically injured man who had pushed a woman out of the path of a bus, only to have been struck by it himself. (Source)

Great. Now Heigl is free to pursue a career of ty romcoms until all that biting the hand that feeds her crap blows up in her stupid nicotine face and no one will work with her anymore. And T.R. Knight, likewise, is free to pursue a career of calling up Heigl on Tuesday nights with a pint of Ben and Jerry's in his lap asking her if she wants to come over and watch "Sex and the City" reruns on TBS. Congratulations to the two on their new paths in life!

Keigl filming the upcoming Five Killers with Ashton Kutcher:

Source: Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead

Published 5/15/09 by

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