Miss Rehab USA

The threat of losing her Miss USA crown and a condition-laden reprieve from Miss USA pageant–owner Donald Trump landed Tara Conner in a Pennsylvania rehab facility last month.

Now she’s out — amidst rumors that she’ll be appearing at the nightclub Stereo, site of some of her most debauched adventures, to celebrate her return to New York.

But pageant spokeswoman Lark-Marie Anton insists the rumors aren’t true. “Tara Conner will not be at Stereo for a coming-out party — or any party at Stereo, for that matter,” she says.

Another source told the New York Daily News, “Right now she’s just going to get used to being out. She needs some time to breath.”

How long it will take before the former Miss Kentucky starts hyperventilating — and hyperpartying — again is anyone’s guess.

After all it’s stressful being Miss USA. There’s that funny wave to master. That tiara to keep track of. And all those ribbons to cut.

There’s also Trump to deal with. That alone is enough to drive any girl to drink.

Better make up a bed for Rosie at the rehab facility.