Breaking News: Paris Hilton Going Back to Jail, Someone Finally Had A Lick Of Sense In Their Head

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Going Back to Jail, Someone Finally Had A Lick Of Sense In Their Head
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Paris is going back to jail . Good.

Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom."
Jesus, you'd think was going to Dachau. Things were crazy at the house when she was dragged away.

According to Paris' Moms, "it's in God's hands now." I'm sorry, is she a f*cking astronaut? Is this the Apollo mission? Or is this a spoiled little heiress who might have to serve the correct amount of time due to someone realizing a HUGE mistake was made? I'm gonna go with the latter because she doesn't look like Tom Hanks to me. Anyway, chaos reigned at the Hilton house and her mom acted like it was D-Day or something. Jesus, get a frame of reference you rich twat.

As a swarm of media watched, Hilton parted ways with her parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, and her mother told reporters: "It is what it is and it's in God's hands now."

She added: "It's out of our hands. There's nothing we can do."

Asked how her daughter is faring, Kathy said earlier, "She's doing the best she can."

Paris Hilton was seen being handcuffed before getting into a police cruiser and was photographed crying in the backseat as she headed to court.

As the gates of the driveway opened, the scene was pandemonium, with the officers on their bullhorns and Hilton's fans screaming.


I hope to God that the chick who released doves at the Michael Jackson verdict rolled up with some more birds. That was so hot. She should be at every gathering of loonies.
Published 6/8/07 by


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  • Must agree with the author...it's good she's doing the same as anyone else who'd commit the same offense. The only reason she's having such a hard time of it is because she's spoiled, rotten, and it's a total culture shock. Welcome to the real world...
    Anonymous 6/17/07 Reply
  • So much for the first "prop" mugshot! Oh my god reality!!!
    dresden 6/11/07 Reply
  • She is a weak little girl who needs her mommy, F@CK THAT let her rot in jail, she will never learn, you need a brain for that.
    Anonymous 6/10/07 Reply
  • she needs to quit being such a baby. she doesn't know how lucky she is. it could have been a lot worse.
    Anonymous 6/10/07 Reply
  • i agree with the last comment.. even though the spelling is a mess ..lol:))
    Anonymous 6/10/07 Reply
  • I'M JUST GLAD THEY PUT HER BACK. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A HILTON WITH LOADS OF MONEY DOES NOT PUT HER ABOVE THE LAW??? THEY ARE TREATING HER NO DIFFRENT THAN ANY OTHER PRISONER PERSON I'T'S NOT LIKE SHE'S DIONG HARD TIME DAMN.... HER SPOILED ROTTEN...
    Anonymous 6/10/07 Reply
  • I really hope that one day they would draft her and send her to some hot spot out in the world so that the 3 days in LA county jail or whatever other heck hole she has been in for those 3 days... that would seem like paradise... from Musa Quala the...
    Anonymous 6/10/07 Reply
  • a day in jail seems like 30...I did 4 in L.A. County once for something I didnt do...it was one of the worst undescribable experience of my life....I also, did not eat or sleep due to stress/trauma...I feel sorry for Paris, though I do think she...
    platinumprican 6/9/07 Reply
  • Do the full time and it was 3 days not 5 so add on 2 more.Tears are part of growing up.She should be in general population and have a roomemate or two. She is about to grow up.
    Anonymous 6/9/07 Reply
  • she got what she deserved she is not above the law because of her status she is a spoiled rotten brat who needs a wake up call! Kudos to the judge!!
    Anonymous 6/9/07 Reply