“Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
They say this like it means something. My stuffed animals told me I was Jesus too, but I don’t go around blabbing to everyone how they’re gonna go to Hell because they ate my egg salad sandwich. I just quietly spike their coffee with ketamine. What’s next? A spaceship? When 2050 comes around, I hope you remember that, when Scientology becomes the dominant religion and bans medicine, Tom Cruise died for your sins so you could too.
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