Paris Hilton Princess Dreams Ruined by Sex Tape

Paris Hilton wanted to be the next Princess Diana. Who doesn’t? I may or may not wear a tiara in the bath tub while banning Crocs from my kingdom and pretending to have butlers who bring me caviar and pints of Guinness. (I am royalty in this fantasy, but still humble.) However, her dreams of being an icon and respected princess with a heart of gold were dashed thanks to the sex tape she made with icky-poo Rick Salomon.

Per Contact Music:

“When I heard about it I thought: ‘Yeah right. It’s going to be a look-a-like. It’s going to be a joke.’ But a couple of hours later it was all over online and then I saw it. It’s the most intimate thing you can do and the whole f**king world is watching it and laughing at you.”

“That’s not what I wanted when I was a little girl. It’s not what I planned. I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that.”

Yeah, that’s it. A sex tape prevented you from being regarded as one of the most elegant women to have graced the earth. I am sure it has nothing to do with your crotch hopping or intelligence and maturity of 13 year old boy.

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Published 5/18/09 by

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  • i would u any day any time paris hiton i want to lick ur pussy and shuve my dick up your mouth can you plz give me a blow job plz i wanna u for 5 hrs then i wanna suk ur pussy plz ur my bitch i am 23 years old and im smoking hot i live in toronto...
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