A Lindsay Lohan Tell-All? Where do I sign up!

A Lindsay Lohan Tell-All? Where do I sign up!
At this rate, I don’t see a future for Lindsay Lohan. It’s getting to the point that you have to wonder if she’s going to even make it to age 22. This girl seems like she’s on the verge of an overdose or mental breakdown, doesn’t she? As annoying as she is, trying to act sexy all the time and so obviously being a cocaine addict, you sort of have to feel badly for her, don’t you? I know that I sort of do. It’s like, the poor girl isn’t even 21 years old and she’s already got a few different type of addiction problems. Yikes. Here’s what I am wondering, though. Why don’t any police officers or law enforcement go to the establishments that she is always partying at and arrest her? I mean, she’s underage.. she shouldn’t even be at a bar. I don’t get it, man, I really don’t. Anywho, now Lindsay’s bodyguard is going to write a tell-all about Lindsay and her buddies. Lemme guess, they’re coke heads! Here’s a blurb from the article, thanks to News of the World:

Lee Weaver has told of his two years of hell with the stroppy starlet as the News of the World reveals yet more worrying pictures of Lindsay — this time wasted in her squalid bedroom.

Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off. SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge. SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”. ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

Wow. So this is bad for her on all realms. This is also not sounding so hot for Nicole Richie. I thought she wasn’t doing cocaine anymore? Guess that’s how she stays so skinny. So you know if she’s a coke head then Joel Madden is, too. Maybe Hilary Duff is, too then? Freaking who knows with all these famous people. If they all had an annual cocaine party it wouldn’t surprise.

If you want to read the article about the potential tell-all, you can find it here. If the article and the thought of the tell-all both interests you and sickens you, join the club!

Published 6/11/07 by


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