The US Government Has Gone Too Far!

The US Government Has Gone Too Far!
By now you’ve probably heard about The Pentagon’s plans to develop a “gay bomb” that would chemically cause enemy soldiers to develop homosexual feelings towards each other, so they would no longer be interested in fighting,  just f*cking.  If you don’t know what I am talking about, watch the video here.

If they want to make a bomb to destroy our enemies, I have some suggestions:

1.  Paris Bomb:  Once it explodes, it will cause those exposed to stop eating, constantly cry and blame others for being in that situation.

2.  Lindsay Bomb:  You won’t have to worry about your future, because once the Lindsay bomb explodes, you will turn to drugs and forget all about the military.

3.  Britney Bomb:  You will feel compelled to shave your head and wear cowboy boots, thus shaming you out of the military, and forcing you back to Boot Camp.

4.  The Donald Bomb:  A vast wave of sand will comb over you and you will suffocate.

5.  The Rosie Bomb:  It will make such a loud screech that you rip your ears off just for some relief.

6.  The Posh Bomb:  This bomb will make you go on a liquid and chemical diet, move out of your country. and harrass an entire new population.

If you can think of any new bombs, let me know.

Published 6/12/07 by


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