Jennifer Aniston is guest-starring in [Courtney Cox] Arquette’s FX show, “Dirt,” playing her archenemy, a rival tabloid editor. But even better, according to Michael Ausiello of TVGuide.com, “Aniston’s character is a lesbian. What’s more, she won’t just mouth off to Cox’s tightly wound counterpart; she’s going to share a lip lock with her.” That should pump up the ratings.
Maybe it would, if it wouldn’t be like watching two hens peck each other to death. Jen and Courtney are two of the birdiest-lipped actresses in Hollywood. Gross. If they really wanted to boost ratings, Jen should be joined by a doofy-but-lovable male character and an eccentric and quirky female character. Maybe a super-sarcastic male character and a giant douche male character. And then the should change the name of the show to “Friends.” I bet people would watch then.
Yeeeah!
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