Quickies: Side of Bacon

Keely Hazell still looks hot, even without a dick in her mouth.  (Popoholic)

Jack Bauer rescues a nine-year old boy trapped on a cliff.  My panties would be so wet right now… if I were wearing any, that is.  (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan won’t be able to witness her new film being booed first-hand at Sundance.  (A Socialite’s Life) 

Vince Vaughn scores an orgy.  (CityRag)

Keira Knightley will sue you for saying she’s anorexic.  And then pass out from dehydration.  (ICYDK)

Michael Jackson tries to sell Neverland Ranch to the Beckhams.  Jesus Juice not included.  (Metadish)

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