Matthew McConaughey, "Bachelor of the Year"? Huh?

Matthew McConaughey, "Bachelor of the Year"? Huh?
People magazine, you're confusing me. By selecting the crazy-haired, spandex-loving, workout-obsessed Matthew McConaughey as "Bachelor of the Year," you test my understanding of the very definition of the word "bachelor." Upon hearing that word, the image comes to mind of a dashing, debonair individual, who is sometimes prone to handing out roses to single women in an effort to select his lady love while sporting a tuxedo and a charming smile. The image is decidedly not that of a man who often looks as if he might have a problem with the whole, "No shirt, No Shoes, No Service," concept as a whole.

You know how that homeless, drug-addicted homeless guy on the corner probably has a six-pack on him? Well, that's kind of how I feel about Matthew McConaughey. Sure, he's got a flat stomach, but it's probably because he's sporting crackhead abs, along with a really pungent body odor that comes from urinating on himself and living under a bridge. I'm just saying.


(Splash)

Published 6/15/07 by


A Socialite's Life

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from The Insider editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their story and its contents is in compliance with our Terms of Use.

Comments (0)