Jessica Alba is a Slut

Actress Jessica Alba really enjoys a good wiener poking. She tells Cosmopolitan magazine:

“I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don’t think a girl’s a if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, ‘Do you really have to be here?’ I don’t need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don’t try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex.”

I never felt bad about it either until my sophomore year in college, two abortions and four STD’s later. It’s hard to embrace your inner harlot while carrying a stranger’s child and rubbing cream on your weeping genitals sores. I’m not saying it can’t be done; it just takes a little more effort. But herpes isn’t nearly as happy as those stupid Valtrex commercials make it look. Nobody gave me my days back. I didn’t spend any time prancing down a beach with my concerned lover cradling my shoulders. I spent more time crying in my dorm room because Gold Bond medicated lotion just made the sores burn worse and being pregnant made me look fat.

More of Jessica looking decided less ty at the Fantastic Four II photo call after the jump

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Published 6/15/07 by


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  • Right on Jessica! Girls can sleep around as much as a guy without being labeled as a . In that case 99.99% of every guy is a too. Guys do it because they like sex. So girls aren't allowed to like sex?
    Anonymous 6/22/09 Reply