You're Supposed to Snort It, Bro

You're Supposed to Snort It, Bro
Remember earlier when I mentioned that the website with the Paris Hilton pics was totally useless? Well, for the most part that's still true. But there's one glorious photo in there that I thought you all should see. And here it is. Some sunburned jock with a shaved chest, covered in enough blow to keep the party going well into next week.

If you ever get bummed about not getting invited to party with famous people, just remember this picture and chill out. Because this is what it looks like at four in the morning if you're hanging out with Paris Hilton. A couple hours later this guy will have snorted up half the mound simply by tilting his head down and he'll be going "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and pumping his fist while you're trying to sleep under the hotel room coffee table. So glamorous!

Published 1/24/07 by


MollyGood

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