Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Aniston: Dating or Friends?

She’s a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She’s someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says ‘hello’ to her, it’s given that he’s fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She’s a very, very interesting woman, but she’s simply a friend.

Is it just me or is the above statement a little weird? I picture him fidgeting and stuttering with buckets of sweat dripping down his face while Jen stands behind him with a gun to his head angrily whispering “deny it or else Brad will never come back to me!”. Oh and btw, he said all that crap above about Jen being “simply a friend” in French, cause he speaks it and he was in France. Cute or braggy? I haven’t decided. But I have decided this: They don’t make a good couple.

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