Julia Roberts gets knocked up

Julia Roberts' rep confirmed she's expecting her third child with husband Danny Moder and is due this summer. She named her twins Hazel and Phinnaeus so I'm just waiting to see what she'll come up with this time. Although on the scale of embarrassing names it'll be pretty tough to top Phinnaeus. I'm guessing she'll go with a sound effect. Like Kapow Roberts. Or she can always go with Gonorrhea. If you're looking to ruin your kid's life that one's a classic.
Published 12/29/06 by


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