Paris Hilton Enjoys Popularity in Prison

Paris Is Learning?
I guess technically, she's in "jail" but I wanted to keep my p-words on a roll, so bear with me. It sounds like Paris Hilton is making out like Homecoming Queen in the slammer. Since her arrival at the Century Regional Detention Center, her fellow inmates have been enjoying some unexpected perks, according to Teen Hollywood. 35-year-old Soraya Lopez claims that her release from the facility is a direct result of Hilton's presence and she couldn't be happier.

"The whole facility is benefiting from her -- we all thank her," said Lopez. "She's the talk of the jail -- I'd call her the top dog. People are getting fed more and inmates like me are being let out sooner because they don't want people around her."
Well, look at her, making friends and stuff. Soon, she'll have to rearrange her top eight. In addition to her status as "top dog," Paris also enjoyed a visit from her sister, Nicky, and Nicky's boyfriend, David Katzenberg on Sunday. TMZ is speculating that the little red package left behind by Nicky with guards could be a bribe, but I'm feeling doubtful. Don't those usually come in brown sacks with giant dollar bills on the side? I'm sorry, is it painfully apparent how much of my life's context comes from Saturday morning cartoons?
Published 6/18/07 by


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  • the guy who posted this"I dont think Paris should be in jail because if OJ can get away with murder and Micheal Jackson can get away with tuching little boys then why cant paris get away" is stupid
    Anonymous 6/19/07 Reply
  • If she had hit someone the night she was caught drinking and driving, they wouldn't have given her a break. Do we have to wait until she actually kills someone to see justice served?
    Anonymous 6/19/07 Reply
  • I dont think Paris should be in jail because if OJ can get away with murder and Micheal Jackson can get away with tuching little boys then why cant paris get away
    Anonymous 6/18/07 Reply
  • I think it is pitiful and outrageous that Paris Hilton was given the little jail time that she received. She is no different and not special than anyone else. Having large sums of money does not exempt you from obeying the judicial system which is...
    Anonymous 6/18/07 Reply
  • does it surprise you?
    sblocal 6/18/07 Reply