Paris Is Cold, Mother Prone To Exaggeration

Paris is very cold in her cell. I know they have blankets in prison. How else are you going to masturbate in peace? Screw her and her lies! And apparently it's so cold that it breaks arms. So it's like liquid nitrogren in prison. What the f*ck is Kathy Hilton talking about?

The 26-year-old's parents said the "Simple Life" star is getting along better, though she's still cold.

"I thought her arm was broken," said Kathy Hilton, making a motion like someone shivering in the cold.


Kathy Hilton sounds brilliant, she also thinks when you sneeze your soul flies out of your nose. The obvious reason why Paris was rubbing her arm was because she's missing a fix. Duh.
Published 6/18/07 by


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