Jessica Simpson Sang the National Anthem

At the AT&T National Golf Tournament in DC yesterday, Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem. I guess the singing wasn’t that bad (you can listen to it here) but I gotta say, she’s looking pretty husky. Maybe the skin-tight open-back knee-length sweater dress with bad stripes is to blame but based on the size of her arms and face, she’s just slowly giving up. I mean, that close up of her face is completely hideous. Do I see food in her teeth? Now that Nick is single again maybe she should dump Tony and come to her senses? Then they could fade into their place–obscurity–together.
Published 7/2/09 by


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