Jack Osbourne and Paris Hilton?

When Victoria Newton of "The Sun" stopped by to chat with the Osbourne family before Ozzy's Wembley Arena performance, Sharon and Ozzy let it slip that son Jack may have had a romantic encounter with Paris "Who Hasn't?" Hilton.

Ozzy said: "Paris was always hanging around our house. I'm not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY -- which one was it, Sharon?"

Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: "She was Jack's, erm, friend." Ozzy's jaw dropped and he exclaimed: "He didn't shag her, did he? Well done, my son!"


I like Jack and the idea that he's got something on Paris like another sex-tape, for example. But it would have to be something that we've yet to see her do, like sex with a donkey. Or a complicated math problem. But in all seriousness, if I were his parents, I think I'd be wise to invest in a couple of hazmat suits because God only knows what Jack's been exposed to. At least until they can get him into a good, old-fashioned bleach bath.
Published 6/20/07 by


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