I Feel A Great Disturbance In The Force...

Jennifer Aniston goes to Nobu in Santa Monica. And this is the disguise she chose? The Emperor? Does she shoot lightning out of her fingers? We already know she shoots it from her snatch. Why do you think Brad dumped her? He was sick of getting shocked. His little peepee was turning black and smelled a bit like a hot dog that was left on the grill too long.
Published 6/25/07 by


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