Tara Conner is a good cryer

I wouldn’t say that I’m an alcoholic. I think that would be pushing the envelope,” said Conner, who was known in New York’s nightclub scene for drinking hard, snorting cocaine and hooking up with a long string of men.

The beauty queen said she celebrated her 21st birthday Monday with Diet Coke and iced tea - but Trump said he’ll force her to take regular drug tests.

“I don’t think she’s denying she’s an alcoholic,” said Trump, who owns the Miss USA pageant. “She can be a great example for troubled people - and she’s troubled - for troubled people … that have problems with alcohol.” (source)

Miss USA is very lucky to have been given the privilege to once again represent the USA and be the role model that little girls all over America need. Did she give up when she was caught feeling up a teen beauty queen or busted doing coke and sleeping around? Hells no! She did what her title and standing demanded for the situation. She gave Donald Trump a blow job. Because that’s how you solve problems when you’re Miss USA, god damn it. You put on some black nail polish, a smart suit with just enough cleavage and give Donald Trump a blow job. God bless America.

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