Rachel McAdams burns my eyes

Rachel McAdams burns my eyes
I always thought Rachel McAdams was kind of cute, but I never realized how pale she was. If she ever found herself lost in the dark, she could reflect moonlight off her body and become a human flashlight. I mean, I guess I would hit it, but I never really could get into corpses no matter how many times I try. Figuratively and literally. Drum roll please.
Published 1/26/07 by


The Blemish

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