Pete Doherty Cheats on Kate Moss

This trip to the doghouse started when the couple had a row [over Pete’s philandering]. Pete was [photographed] with his hands all over [a sexy brunette] in the back of a car as they headed to a pal’s place, where they spent the night.

Kate heard and locked him out of her North London home. On Sunday Pete arrived at the house they share with a peace offering — a framed picture of what looked like a scribbled image of Kate and their cat with the poignant message:“No place like home.” Pete screamed from the street: “Kate, please let me in.” But his calls fell on deaf ears and he smashed the picture on the ground before driving off.

Kobe Bryant got his wife a four million dollar ring when he was accused of rape, but Pete here decided to go with a picture of her ing cat. That’s just about the worst make-up gift you could ever get from your boyfriend. That got me wondering — what are some other awful make-up gifts? That bring us to this week’s Top Ten List:

Top Ten Worst Make-Up Gifts to Get from Your Cheating Boyfriend

10. Hoover FloorMate™ SpinScrub™ 800

9. Ball gag and a set of nipple clamps

8. Steven Segal box set

7. Gift card for a year’s worth of free oil changes

6. Anything cubic zirconia

5. Snow tires

4. A Thigh Master

3. A strap-on and a tube of “Anal Ease”

2. Jack LaLane Power Juicer

and the number one worst make-up gift your cheating boyfriend could give you:

1. A prescription for Valtrex

One more pic of Pete in the back seat with another woman after the jump

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