Fightin’ and Cussin’ Like a Little English Lady

Fightin’ and Cussin’ Like a Little English Lady
Lily Allen, seen above attacking someone, tells New York magazine that she was fully prepared to be arrested upon her recent return to England, saying flatly, “I punched a paparazzi in the face…[and] I left the country the next day. They’re saying I’m going to be arrested as soon as I get back.” The hardened criminal then railed on Paris Hilton and said of Lindsay Lohan, “I can’t wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. ‘Boo hoo. I’m going to jail.’ Good. Does that mean you’ll stop showing me your pussy now?”

That Allen recently canceled many, many tour dates is beginning to make sense. Assaulting and insulting people all the time tends to sap a person’s energy.

More from the scene of the crime after this jump.

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Published 7/3/07 by


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