Live Earth A Gigantic Waste of Time, Fossil Fuels

In a series of Live Earth concerts across seven continents, rock bands sent out an SOS to the planet on Saturday – and kicked off 24 hours of partying on a global scale. More than 100 acts signed up to play in a 24-hour marathon of shows in front of an estimated audience of 2 billion. The London show opened with a drumming session by a troupe calling themselves the SOS All Stars led by Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters, Roger Taylor of Queen and Chad Smith of Red Hot Chili Peppers. The Wembley concert followed gigs in Sydney and Tokyo. Later, at Giants Stadium, New York, a massive bash starring Bon Jovi, The Police, Keith Urban, Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson kicked off the American party.

Live Earth is organized by former Vice President Al Gore.

Well, for starters, everyone knows that “global warming” is just an myth the Democrats cooked up to prevent hippies from turning into Republicans once they graduate from college. Just like “health-care crisis” and “the next Vietnam.” That said, having an arsenal of idiots who each flew in separately on private jets sing about energy conservation or the pustulous cankers of the media mouthpiece blather on about global warming is really irony at its finest, isn’t it? It’s been said that irony, like revenge, is a dish best served cold, but I have to say that Live Earth might have changed my mind. It looks like irony is actually best served by a quintet of dancing trannies whose estrogen therapy didn’t quite take. Ladies and gentlemen… I give you… the Pussycat Dolls!

More ironic meatiness at Live Earth after the jump

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