The Alien Production Company

The Alien Production Company
I’m going to tell this story just how it is, without all the sugar coating. Katie Holmes has turned into such a freaky alien since she’s been with Tom Cruise that no one wants to hire her. They know if they hire Katie then they will have big-head Tom Cruise on set, being weird and very bossy. And Tom thinks he is still really powerful and almighty in Hollywood, so he has decided to make a production company just for Katie. That way, she’ll always have a movie role when she wants one and she doesn’t have to worry about Tom being all over her about the kind of role it is because he will already have picked out all the movies going through. Gee, perfect! Sources say,

“Kate is a little disillusioned with acting at the moment, especially as she’s taken to being a mother so wholeheartedly. She’s not interested by many of the roles she is being offered so Tom has stepped in with some ideas of his own.”

“He has one project he wants both of them to star in and another he will produce with Katie in the lead.”

“He wants to build a whole production company around her.”

He is a control freak! I didn’t know aliens could have human-like qualities but I guess they can. I wonder if Katie is 100% alien or if it is sort of a front? I bet she’s secretly miserable with Tom. He probably has Little Man Syndrome so horribly. If you ask me, I still think the kid looks like Chris Klein. Ha.

Published 7/10/07 by


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