Britney's Hair Remains A Source Of Bizarre Fascination

What is Britney Spears trying to do with her hair? I don't think she even knows anymore. I realize that hair is not by definition alive, but I don't care - I feel sorry for Britney's anyway. I think some kind of fund needs to be set up - Save Britney's Hair. There could be a series of concerts in venues around the world, performances by really lame acts like The Pussycat Dolls and Fergie. Angelina Jolie could go to the U.N. to prevail upon them to intervene on behalf of Britney's hair. Stop the atrocity on Britney's head! End hair-abuse!

Published 7/10/07 by

Crabbie's Hollywood

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