“People have said that I’ve had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?”
In some pictures, Jessica looks pretty hot. In others, she’s pretty fug. It’s always a gamble with her. Which is why I suggest keeping a spare brown bag handy. Whenever she’s in fug mode, make her wear it and since she’s not very bright, tell her it’s Halloween. She’ll probably end up giving you a bj because you care so much.
The Blemish
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