Pimp Romance: K-Fed Learns From Britney Mistakes, Targets Baby Momma With Active Income And Radio Connections

Pimp Romance: K-Fed Learns From Britney Mistakes, Targets Baby Momma With Active Income And Radio Connections
Kevin Federline, proud possessor of some of the most potent baby-batter in all of pimpdom, has pulled no punches in trying to negotiate custody of his children away from their increasingly unhinged mother, who will now only communicate through angry couplets scribbled into a spiral notebook and cryptic messages on her website. The National Enquirer, meanwhile, reports the "PopoZão" singer may have already found his next baby momma:

The aspiring rocker has been dating Los Angeles hip-hop radio personality Liz Hernandez, according to the National Enquirer.

"Kevin is definitely thrilled with Liz," a source told the tab. "He talks about her all the time -- how smart she is, how she's marketed herself so well, and how beautiful she is. He's serious about her."



While we want to believe Federline is genuinely dazzled by the way Hernandez has marketed herself, our cynical side can't help but question K-Fed's motives; we're bracing for the tragic development that sees the radio personality losing everything she worked so hard to achieve, when a payola scandal reveals she had quietly arranged increased airplay for K-Fed's songs while under his seductive pimp spell.
Published 7/12/07 by


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