Lohan Nervous About Nude Photos

Why? Haven't we seen the vagine already? Haven't we already gotten views that most women normally only afford their husbands, lovers, or gynos? It's like your prom. Everybody's been for the most part, and no one wants to go back. Lohan's ex-drug buddy Calum Best supposedly took some nude pics of her that a website has gotten ahold of. They're threatening to run them. Unless they depict her skeet-shooting puppies, this is totally uncontroversial and boring.

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knive the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay - and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner "Nick" claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."

Regarding the photos, Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."


This is bogus. Don't people this rich have any kind of security on their computers? Why are these tramps always getting hacked? Someone left a file with details of their nefarious master plan? Did the file self-destruct after twenty seconds before the FBI could get a trace on it? Is Bruce Willis in this movie? Seeing as there's been snapshots of her horrendous zones on everything but the local pennysaver, I wouldn't call this crucial.
Published 7/16/07 by


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