Jessica Biel Helps Justin Timberlake Get His “Sexy” Back

In response to reports that Jessica Biel joined new boyfriend Justin Timberlake in Park City, Utah, for the Sundance Film Festival this week, Dotspotter has only one thing to say to the starlet – Cameron Diaz is so going to kick your ass.

We feel for Cameron, we really do. 

When you’re a famous celebrity, there are three things you don’t want to see happen when you break up with a long time partner.  First, you don’t want the break up to coincide with your partner’s album release/movie premiere/tour launch.  It just reeks of publicity mongering and opportunism.  Second, you don’t want to see your ex offering up their “you-know-what-in-a-box” all around town.  Third, you definitely don’t want them replacing you with someone who has previously been named the “Sexiest” anything.  So far, poor Cam is three for three.

At the time of their breakup, Cameron and Justin issued the joint statement, “We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another.”  Well….things may have changed since then.

First, all of this publicity coincides with the theatrical release of JT’s cinematic debut in the movie Alpha Dogs, it also happens to dovetail nicely with the aforementioned Sundance Film Festival, where Justin’s film Black Snake Moan is premiering, and of course it also happens to land right in the middle of JT’s tour, FutureSex/LoveShow.  What a busy month for Mr. Timberlake; it’s remarkable that he’s had time to hook up with all the young hotties he’s been seen with lately, including Scarlett Johansson and his ex from several years ago Veronica Finn. 

And then there’s this latest bit of news from Utah, where Justin and Jessica “Sexiest Woman Alive” Biel have been spotted out and about, including on the slopes snowboarding.  For Jessica’s sake, we hope that she hasn’t forgotten her Blade: Trinity moves, because in a fight our money’s on Princess Fiona.