There are many questions without answers in life. Things like: Why are we here? Are there really three dimensions of space and only one of time? Is the Universe infinite in spatial extent? How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? And what in God’s holy name is Kirsten Dunst doing without a bra? Which of course only presents us with another set of unanswerable questions: How many drinks would it take before you’d be willing to have sex with her? Fifteen? Twenty-seven? A gun to your temple? The fate of the entire species resting in your hands? I guess there are some things that just aren’t meant for us to know. We’ll have to ask Jesus when we get to heaven.
More of a drunk and flappy Dunst after the jump
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Published 7/17/07 by
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