"They Tried to Make Me Eat a Sandwich, I said, 'No, No, No!'"

Amy, honey. For the love of all that is holy, you need to eat something! She's making me turn into a Latin grandmother, wanting to sit her bony behind down, while I force-feed her some chicken, rice and black beans. She's up for one of the most desired awards available to a British artist in the music industry, the Mercury Music Prize, and barely looks like her arms would be able to support the weight of even the lightest of trophies. Her second album, Back to Black, has her facing the likes of The Klaxons, Dizzee Rascal and The Arctic Monkeys.

Amy was spotted recently after emerging from a London train station with her husband, bending over to look in her purse, revealing some pretty scary-looking backbones. Witnesses say that she and her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, engaged in a lover's quarrel briefly, nearly causing Amy to miss her train on the way to Cornwall, where she was scheduled to perform at the Eden Project later that day.

"I'm looking forward to the gig," she said, before adding mysteriously: "I'm really here to get a Maori face tattoo."
OMG, that LAST thing that girl needs is a face tattoo. Actually, I've yet to meet someone where I thought, yes, a permanent image inked on your face is probably something that you'll never regret. I seriously hope she's joking.

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Published 7/17/07 by


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