Megan Fox is a Freak

Megan Fox is a Freak
So you think Megan Fox is so freakin’ pretty, do you? The “next Angeline Jolie,” only with gayer tattoos and less emotional baggage? Well, I hope you’re into carnies and freaks and stumpy nubs instead of digits, because Megan Fox has some seriously ed-up looking thumbs. Maybe there was some kind of soldering accident or maybe a bout with Rubinstein-Taybi syndrome. Whatever the hell it is, it’s hideous. Try maintaining an erection with one of those anomalies up your ass. Damn near impossible, I’d say. And I don’t even have a penis. No, really — I don’t. It’s just a testicle. One testicle. And it’s somewhere in my abdomen so it doesn’t really count. You know, since I don’t really have a scrotum or anything. The doctor just said those were just unusually large labial folds. Yeah. But what about these thumbs, baby? I’ve got the thumbs of an angel! That freak Megan Fox’s got nothin’ on me.

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Published 7/17/07 by


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  • Here is "Megan Fox Sex Tape"

    http://mediaounce.com/c/index.php?id=Megan_Fox_Sex_Tape&l=3

    btw - it's one of my favorite!

















    Anonymous 11/21/09 Reply
  • THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MEGHAN FOX' THUMB'S NOT BECAUSE I HAVE THEM TWO AND I DON'T CARE. THEY ARE THUMBS AND THEY SUIT ME FINE AND DO THE JOB!!!! WHO SAYS THERE UGLY? LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!! HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A DIFFERENT APPEARANCE...
    Anonymous 11/14/09 Reply
    • your sooo stupid! nobody is perfect! everybody has something different about them!
      Anonymous 11/29/09
  • jeez dunno about u ppl but that is totally disgusting for a women , i stopped watching her stuff ever since i knew about her freaky thumbs
    Anonymous 9/21/09 Reply
    • SHAME ON YOU THAT YOU DON'T SEE A PERSON FOR WHO THEY ARE AND JUDGE THEM ON THIER THUMBS? WHO SAY'S YOUR THUMBS ARE NORMAL?
      Anonymous 11/14/09
  • "if your gonna call megan fox a freak"

    YOU ARE = YOU'RE

    Why don't you log off and read a book. Don't come back until you're literate.
    Anonymous 9/18/09 Reply
  • I have clubbed thumbs just like Megan Fox does. You are an idiot. Some people were just BORN with toe thumbs. And come on...THEY ARE JUST FREAKING THUMBS!!!! Just pathetic really. I was teased a lot in school. I use to be embarrassed to show my...
    Anonymous 9/15/09 Reply
  • well said YOU are really an IDIOT!!
    Anonymous 8/25/09 Reply
  • U are such an IDIOT!!
    Anonymous 8/21/09 Reply
  • her thumbs are called butcher thumbs and there ok If that's all that is wrong with her that's fine with me.
    Anonymous 8/18/09 Reply
  • Why is everyone so jealous? She has clubbed thumbs, get over it.
    Anonymous 8/15/09 Reply
  • No I did not commit a grammatical error in between trashy and eaters, there was an obscene word in there. Just substitute "poop" and I'm sure even the most ignorant people will get the picture.
    Anonymous 8/11/09 Reply
  • Clubbed thumbs are NOT someone can help being born with so all of you pathetic assmonkeys who are bashing them NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE THUMBS!!!!!! THAT DOES NOT CONSTITUTE SOMEONE AS A FREAK, THAT IS RUDE AND JUST PLAIN MEAN. ALL OF...
    Anonymous 8/11/09 Reply
  • Let me put it this way: if Megan Fox came up to you, made some wavey hip moves in front of you, and sat down beside you while going to the Transformer' movie, and then asked you: "would you like to come back to my hotel?", would you be able to...
    Anonymous 7/29/09 Reply
  • Oh come on! People are so mean! Her thumbs may look weird and she does some really weird things, on top of her strange comments; however, I see a lot of potential in this woman! As I mentioned on another site the other day "she may have freaky...
    Anonymous 7/28/09 Reply
  • Why make a big deal about her thumbs shes HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everywhere else.
    Anonymous 7/13/09 Reply
  • At least she HAS a thumb, people.
    So she has one imperfection..
    she still is completley gorgeuos. (:
    Anonymous 7/10/09 Reply
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