Someone Haiku

Someone Haiku
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today’s Someone Haiku winner is sar:

Cheap looking tats, Frank?
Spend the rest on beer and chips?
My life is unfair.

sar won because the last line was so indefinite (your life or his life?) it became a non sequitur, thereby making it abstract.

New one after the jump.

Today, haiku the madhouse of Taran Noah Smith (better known as Mark from Home Improvement), where the only thing that makes the jigsaw-ish paint job in the kitchen less of an eyesore than the rest of the abode is that it’s not covered in unidentified stains or smashed with a hammer. Keep an eye out for the puzzling graffiti amid some of the damage which reads, “Please view this as a lesson in finality. Thank you.” Almost a haiku in and of itself. Perhaps you can build on that. Good luck.

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Published 7/17/07 by


MollyGood

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