My New Hero

Reports have been made regarding a long-time feud between former SNL cast member Jon Lovitz and full-time douche-bag Andy Dick. Lovitz blames Andy Dick for the death of fellow SNL member, Phil Hartman.

Apparently at a party five months prior to his wife shooting him, Andy gave Mrs. Hartman some coke. She took it and five months later the news was all over CNN. Lovitz took over for Hartman on “Newsradio” and has had several run-ins with Dick regarding Phil Hartman. Andy Dick even had the nerve to say:

‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’

Finally, Lovitz beat the piss out of Andy Dick at the Laugh Factory last week

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

Thank God. It’s about time that someone finally gave Andy Dick the ass-beating he so desperately deserved. I absolutely despise Andy Dick. Jon Lovitz is my new hero.

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Published 7/17/07 by


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