Lohan Resorting To Junior High School-Level Highs

Whippets?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! My stoner brother doesn't even rock those anymore! Is she for real? Get that Redi-Whip can out of your face, ya hosebag! Is this behind the gym after seventh period? Is this a sleepover? What a strung-out junkie this ho is. Star magazine is claiming that Lohan resorted to doing whippets in rehab to stay high. For those of you not in the know, those are when you snort the nitrous oxide out of household products like Redi-Whip. So when you spot the local burnout or some sixth graders at the 7-Eleven buying a whole mess of cans, you know what time it is.

"She uses 'whippits,' the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide. She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted. At first, the counselors couldn't figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay's bed. Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry."

Next up - paper bags filled with glue to huff. She's going to be running around with glue remnants plastered around her freckled mouth and nose. That's appetizing. That oughta look hot when she goes in for auditions.

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Published 7/18/07 by

A Socialite's Life

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