You Can Now Own Your Own Edward Cullen To Watch You When You Sleep

I had tweeted about this earlier today on Twitter but I wanted to talk about it now.

There is something that creeps me out about this whole situation of having a decal that is life-sized watching me when I sleep. I have had nightmares probably most of my life that I wake up and I think that there is someone in my room and get paralyzed with fear because I’m afraid they will attack me. I’m not sure if this Edward Cullen would help me with that. I would wake up in the middle of the night and see something dark and mysterious over in the corner and scream or be paralyzed and not able to walk. I’m not sure what would be the good thing in this.

Did anyone test it out before marketing it? I know it’s $60 and available at Etsy (which is an awesome place for crafters to sell their wares) but I’m not so sure about this one. Maybe they need to go back to the drawing board for this one?

If you think you need one, you can buy it here. There are only TWO available so hurry hurry. And please don’t bring it to my house. I don’t need to get scared all over again.

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