Singer Michael Bolton and his fiancée Nicollette Sheridan are teaming up to record an album of duets. The Desperate Housewives star has no previous musical experience, but is venturing into pop after encouragement from Bolton. She says, “I am such a shy singer but Michael has made me more confident and my voice has grown. We’re planning an album of duets. You might think its madness but we like the way our voices blend.”
Madness, no; , yes. Worst. Duet. Ever. I can think of a million things I’d rather do than listen to Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan singing about their everlasting love. I don’t have time to write down all of the things I’d rather do, so here are a just a few for you to consider.
Top Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Listen to a Michael Bolton/Nicolette Sheridan Duet
10. Three words: Justin Timberlake concert
9. A cross-country road trip with a toddler and my incontinent grandmother
8. Watch a Rhea Perlman sex tape
7. Listen to book tapes of the “2007 Physician’s Desk Reference” as read by Mario Cantone
6. Make out with Jared from Subway
5. A pap smear on ’shrooms
4. Give Robin Williams a bikini wax
3. Douche with fire ants
2. Wear Cisco Adler’s balls as a hat
1. This (NSFW)… but with my labia
Yeeeah!
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