Fight Club

New is that funny man Jon Lovitz got slap happy while clubbing recently. He ran into not so funny man Andy Dick. Dick told Lovitz to watch out, because he'd put the "Phil Hartman" curse on him. Well you know how superstitious show folk can be. Before you could say 'ready, set, go', Lovitz had grabbed the diminutive Dick by the hair of the head, and slammed him face first, repeated, into the bar. I hope that set Andy straight! Lovitz goes on to say that he is ashamed of what he did, but that Dick is a 'repulsive human being'. He can certainly be a bit of a . Incidentally Hartman, who was murdered by his wife Bryn, worked with Lovitz on Saturday Night Live.

Lovitz ain't the only one to get all worked up recently. Supermodel and fallen angel Gisele Bundchen is getting unhappy with her current boyfriend Tom Brady. Now Tom Brady was formerly hot and heavy with Bridgett Moynahan. Gisele could over look that. She could even over look the fact that Brady knocked up Moynahan, and then walked out on her, shortly before getting involved with her. What she can't over look is the fact that Moynahan's "love baby" is due on Gisele's own birthday! That let to an Angelina Jolie calibre screamfest!

Criss Angel divorce drama continues to unfold. He denies that he had sex with Paris Hilton - who wouldn't. However he has been linked with Lindsay Lohan. I guess the only achievement left for him is catching crabs from Alyssa Milano. That's how Kevin Federline says he got them!

We've shown some Bill O Reilly stuff lately, as the celebrated journalist explored America's irrational fears, such as "Gays Taking Over". Well the left has it's Bill O Reilly's, too. Canadian journalist Avi Lewis startled many with his 'hard hitting interview' with former Dutch cabinet minister, the controversial Ayan Hirsi Ali.

Avi Lewis combats the cliches of the right, with the cliches of the left. So you've got to give him credit for his balanced fair play. By the way, conspiracists are already claiming that the Bilderberg Society has earmarked John Edwards as the next President.

Speaking of Bill O Reilly, I can't let this go with out another dose of "The Culture Warrior". Here he is at his very best, with Geraldo Rivera.

Now he takes on Phil Donahue!

Oh those fighting Irish. Phil Donahue is a 'show business person', but Bill is a "Culture Warrior". This is better than pro wrestling. Bill even has a devastating finishing move. When outgunned, he cuts the mikes! That's the gossip for today - 'thank you for coming in'.

PS. Ann Coulter narrowly misses rehab, in the follwoing clip!

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