Hebb’s e-mail, with the subject line: ” ‘Poor Things’ has been cancelled,” said, “Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.
“Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty.”
Meanwhile, on Thursday afternoon, Lindsay turned herself in to the Beverly Hills PD to be officially arrested for her DUI. She stayed for an hour and was released on her own recognizance, routine for first time DUI offenders.
That’s funny. They say Lindsay Lohan had an acting career, but the only thing I remember her doing is screwing her way through Hollywood, snorting lines in clubs and getting drunk morning, noon and night. I guess you could call furrowing your brow in a few films acting. But if that were true, the dog from Airbud would have gotten his SAG card already. What I’m trying to say is dogs are sometimes cute and always stupid and horny, much like Lindsay Lohan.
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