More Details On The Gigantic Bash Tom Cruise Is Throwing For Posh and Becks

Every A-list and your mother are invited to this do. Invites went out on red velvet with gold lettering. Which I'm sure is ironic and meant to spoof America's tacky celebrity excesses. But still - ugh. I'm sure Tar-jhay has something nicer Katie could have picked up. Tom Cruise's bash for the Beckhams is taking place on Sunday night and my ass wasn't invited. Don't they know who I am? Jerks.

Two of Hollywood's biggest stars -- Tom Cruise and Will Smith -- are hosting a private, welcome-to-L.A. bash for the Beckhams at the Museum of Contemporary Art's Geffen Contemporary in downtown Los Angeles.
The 600-person, invitation-only list includes Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Jim Carrey, Anjelica Huston, Steven Spielberg, David Geffen, producers Jerry Bruckheimer and Brian Grazer, Warner Bros. President Alan Horn and Universal Pictures chief Ron Meyer. Not invited inside: the paparazzi that have followed the Beckhams' every move here.

"This is the hardest party to get into," said one person with knowledge of the affair, "It's A-list only. And, no press."

Anjelica f*cking Huston's tired ass was invited and I wasn't? Jim Carrey and his Yanni hair were invited and my inbox remains empty of Evites?!?! Screw them! Oprah can blow me! And don't worry, we'll at least have pics of people arriving.

(Splash)

Published 7/20/07 by

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