John Mayer's On Top Of Ryan Seacrest.

John Mayer's On Top Of Ryan Seacrest.
Gay, gay and then gay. John Mayer spoke to GQ about that that funny joke he played on Seacrest where he answered one of his questions in Japanese or something. He refers to Seacrest as his own "Richard Simmons". Dense people would take this to mean Ryan Seacrest is his dumb foil much like Richard Simmons is to David Letterman. But no. What he means is he wants Seacrest to wear some P-town Pete shorts and flail around for him. These two should drop the subtext and get a room.

"Ryan Seacrest is like my own little Richard Simmons," Mayer told GQ.com. "I like bits. I practiced that line for three days. When Ryan says, 'You know I have to ask you' - which is one of the dumbest prefaces of all time - I think, 'Maybe I'll just answer you in Japanese. And then you'll have to figure it out. So now I'm the guy on top.' "
He's telling you that he's the top in the relationship. I knew Seacrest was a total helium heels. Thank christ I didn't have to run into these two marys on Rosie's gay cruise. The two gay teams from Amazing Race was travesty enough.


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Published 7/20/07 by


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