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And now more randomness from parisexposed.com, this time with 100 percent more penis.  It also features the old fat Nicole Richie licking coke off a plate, Paris' fake ID (she was born 2.17.81), Nicole and Paris with Michael Jackson and Paris and Nicky taking the opportunity to pose for fabulous pictures while Nicole is crying her eyes out.  

I had to list the pictures, of course, because once you see Cisco Adlers (Mischa Bartons no-talent boyfriend) terrifying nutsack, there’s a 900 percent chance of you throwing your computer out the window.  And you should too.  It will pretty much be ruined.  Personally I looked at my computer like in the movies where the cop who cracked the case gets shot by his by-the-book police chief.  A look of confused betrayal.  Then I smashed it with a bat while screaming “why” and “I trusted you”.  Harsh?  Maybe.  But the computer did start it.

WARNING - the first picture is very very very NSFW.

Published 1/29/07 by


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