Britney Spears is a Great Mom, Take 284

Britney Spears is a Great Mom, Take 284
Britney Spears spent last Friday lugging her little bastards around Marina del Rey and screaming obscenities at an overweight female photographer. In a video taken by Splash News Online, Britney rolls down her car window and yells:

“Hey, baby, when are you going to go on a diet? Have you ever tried Weight Watchers, you fat !? Why don’t you run?! You need to ing jog, you pussy. Yeah, run — run, bitch!“

Naturally, you hear the kids bellerin’ from the back seat with every opening of the window. The whole display smacks of a front porch in West Virginia, with a shirtless man in overalls holding a pitchfork next to a cabbage-faced woman in a kerchief with a three-year old and an infant on either tit. “We don’t cotton to yer type ‘roun herr. I aims to stab ya with dis’en herr pitchferk. Ya’d better run — run, bitch! Ya ever herd tells of them Weight Wacchers? I done kilt Doyle Hargrave with a lawn mower blade! Mmm-hmm.”

More hot unshorn Britney and brood action after the jump

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Published 7/23/07 by


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  • why is she smoking around the kids and what is going wrong with her??? I cant tell she has money she already had that dress on and the kids clothes look cheap if i had her money!!!!!
    Anonymous 7/26/07 Reply
  • i hope she isn't equally neglecting the other 'needs grooming' parts.
    bliss 7/26/07 Reply
  • Great mom !!! My ASS..
    I hope those Arm-pits doesn't smell bad as it looks..
    N_syst 7/26/07 Reply
  • i thank the lord.....that i dont have all that hariy under my arms.......(knock on wood)lol......that is nasty!!!!!!!!!bitch.go and grow some hair on your head..love you briteny
    kanegodinez 7/26/07 Reply
  • I don't think Britney should make ANY comments to others regarding her weight. And why on earth does she think it's ok to say that kind of thing in front of her kids?
    Anonymous 7/24/07 Reply
  • BITCH HAS LOST HER MIND! PLEASE, SOMEBODY STEP IN AND SAVE THOSE CHILDREN, FROM MS FLIP-OUT, AND FROM SCUM OF THE EARTH FED-EX. THEY'RE BOTH S, AND GRANDMA SHOULD GET THE KIDS.
    Anonymous 7/24/07 Reply
  • OK who besides me, think that PROMISE REHAB is making these celebrities crazy.... 1st BRIT now Linsey...It seems like they all go in for HELP and come out worst then before they went in... makes you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
    Anonymous 7/24/07 Reply
  • You are mean Brit, that fat paparrazzo could say the same thing to you about your hairy armpits

    “Hey, baby, when are you going to shave your armpits? Have you ever tried a Gillete Mach 3 for women, you hairy !? Why don’t you shave?! You need to...
    jackarse 7/23/07 Reply
  • Come on! I mean really! If you don't want people in your business stop doin stupid !!!!
    Anonymous 7/23/07 Reply
  • You know a person can only take so much I feel sorry for Britney
    starwitch 7/23/07 Reply
  • Britney britney britney...
    hiIamAng 7/23/07 Reply