Mark Your Calendars :the Ugly Truth 17th September 2009

The ugly truth about first date is exhausting (unless you’re as patient as Adam Sandler in 50 first dates). Ladies need to buy that sexy dress, smell nice and practice what to say in the mirror. Guys need to wax, shave and be brave. Brave enough to pick her up with no car, or bring her to a nearby coffee shop.

Now, you want your date to be running TOWARDS you and not the opposite way, so don't expect an ultra-fancy really expensive and an employed date. When you have no expectations, you have no baggage. So guys don’t go and spoil the moment.:

No.1 If we saw a female friend and hug her, do not accuse us of being lesbians, no matter how much you wi was true.

No.2 Please don’t constantly talk about hot women on TV. We ladies know, that you fantasize about the perfect specimens on TV-we’re more than likely a realistic person.

No.3 You are invalidating our feelings when you say, "Give me a smile, you know you want to" We are not a decoration, BUT a person. Do we ask men to smile? No, because he will kill you.
First dates are like a battle of sexes in the WWE Ring. Unlike in Hollywood rom-com movies like The Ugly Truth, which is opening in the theatres 17 September, you have two hot perfect Hollywood stars like Katherin Heigl and Gerard Butler in a battle of sexes. Which would work well together; Katherine Heigl’s character is independent and sexy and Gerard Butler is ruggedly handsome and all that.

Now don’t go and label this movie as another “You've Seen All This Before, But Done Much Better and be done with it" because according to a source THAT was actually the working title and literally means The Ugly Truth as translated from sanskrit! People say they go to the movies for escapism, but that's not patently true. If we couldn't relate, we wouldn't laugh and cry the way we do with good movies.

I’m going to watch the movie with my blinddate, to start it all off. Are you ?
Be a fan at the official Facebook page and catch The Ugly Truth when it opens in the cinemas on the 17th September 09!


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