Paula Abdul, Woman of the Year

The former Laker Girl, choreographer and “A.I.” judge has been named the Nevada Ballet Theater’s 2007 “Woman of the Year.” A rep for the Theater said Paula’s “warm personality and talent have touched every aspect of the arts and entertainment world. Paula exemplifies the qualities we look for in an honoree.”

When asked at a press conference how she felt about receiving this honor, Paula Abdul began winking maniacally and gesturing towards the overhead lights. There was a moment of confused silence before a disgusted reporter finally ventured, “Paula, do you even know what ing day this is?” To which Paula cheerily replied, “Seven!” And then she clapped her hands together and screamed, “Woo! Funky Town!” before she fell out of her chair on stage. True story.

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