Heather Locklear does the beach

Heather Locklear does the beach
Heather Locklear hit Malibu beach a couple days ago and she didn’t look too bad. If it wasn’t for the rippling skin when she ran or threw a football, you wouldn’t know she’s 45-years-old. She’s pretty easy to hook up with too. What I like to do is uncork a bottle of prune juice. The smell is intoxicating. She’s like a shark with blood. I hear she can smell fiber from up to 2 miles away. A few more after the jump.

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Published 7/24/07 by


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