Paris Goes For The Low Hangers

Paris Goes For The Low Hangers
Perhaps not content to be outshined this week in the trashbag category, Paris swung low on Cisco Adler's pendulous testicles last night. Ugh. That's a gross couple. Both need jobs. Not for the money, just so they'll stay out of sight.

A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. Careful of the boys!

When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."


"Hit"? Was it that big? Wasn't it a rip-off of some UB40 song? Bitch. Seriously, the problem with these troglodytes is that none of them need to know what it's like to have to get up for work in the morning. So their behavior can just be as atrocious as possible because the maid will bring them Gatorade and advil in the morning. Damn that maid!

(WENN)

Published 7/25/07 by


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