John Mayer Thinks He's Funny

Jessica Likes it Loud
Sounds like John Mayer's been hitting the peace pipe again. This week, the "Continuum" crooner blogged about the incident at his concert last weekend where 63 people were arrested for underage drinking, reports TMZ.com. Of the 63 people arrested, "55 were named Kyle," John joked. He also feigned shock that those who are under 21 would want to drink at his shows, asking, "What were you thinking? You have your whole life to engage in underage drinking. What's the hurry? I didn't start underage drinking until I was 26." Har-har-har.

The wannabe comic then warned, "If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been teabagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007." Hmmm. We wonder if John's penchant for teabagging was the straw that broke the camel's balls -- oops! back -- leading to his break up with Jessica Simpson?

Nah, she probably liked it!

Published 7/26/07 by


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  • Hey, these people have to find a way to make a two-hour long John Mayer concert fun. If I was twelve, and I was at a John Mayer show, I'd have to find a way to partake in something! Whatever helps the show move faster. Uppers, downers, pot, booze,...
    zeroisyourdaddy 7/26/07 Reply